Animals

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
“Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
“One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why”
“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”
“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
“The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.”
“When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.”
“Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it.”
“Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever remains to them?”
“Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.”
“When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.”
“Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.”